BURLINGTON — Haylofters will hold auditions for “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” from 6:30 to 9 p.m. Monday, May 21, at Malt House Theater, 109 N. Main St.
This happy-go-lucky view of small-town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch, known since the 1850s as one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators, mayors and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss Mona’s cozy bordello, until that Puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution.
Those auditioning should prepare 32 bars of a song for singing. There will be cold script reading and light choreography taught at auditions. Auditions are open to ages 18 and older. Those under the age of 18 may audition with a signed parental permission form.
The director is Pamela Schroeder. Show dates are July 12-22. For more information, call Schroeder at 262-539-2141 or send email to HaylofterTickets@gmail.com.